Before I even begin, let me make this as clear as I can:
If you start whining and complaining that this is directed towards you, one individual, then you are sadly mistaken and should stop thinking everything's about you because you'd be living a LIE.
By now you should know that everything is, in fact, about me, so you don't know me at all, and I take offense to that.
So lately, all I've been seeing or hearing from single people is the timeless complaint that goes something like this: "I'm gonna be alone forever," or, "I'll never find someone."
And to be clear, these phrases mostly come from the faces of people under the age of, say, 25.
This is precisely where I draw the line. You're going to be alone forever? So you mean to tell me that from now on, you will not leave your house or socialize with ANYONE until the end of your existence? You won't meet anyone who will be interested in you? Not one person out of an entire planet's worth of people?
No. You best be jumpin' out that boat and you BEST be catching yourself some fish.
Look. I'm not saying that love or romantic relationships aren't important to me. That's stupid of course it's important, but people- this is 2013. We're not hunting and gathering, and we're able to get out there, get involved, and meet new people.
But before someone is situated and content with their lives, why are they rushing to find their Mr. (or Mrs.) Right? Why not go out and have fun, read a book, get a job, go to school? Like I said, most of these people are under 25, and you have literally lived less than a quarter of your life.
GRUMPY CAT WATER YOU DOING YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
Also, here's the thing I've thought most about these people, most of whom are on social media websites and post about their self-proclaimed "misery." Who really wants to be with some whiny little brat who can't just stop and smell the roses instead of picking apart their social lives? Maybe it's because you treat the internet like a diary, so everyone knows what kind of a sob story you really are.
Just give Mr. Krabs your money and there won't be any issues. He'll love you immediately.
So cut the crap and don't rush life...
Why? Not because you'll miss it if you don't stop and look around once in a while.
It's because once you do find a significant other, the moment you start complaining about them, I will find you. I will angrily point a finger at you.
I'll kidnap you and stick you in a room with Kim and Kanye, where everything will always be about them and you'll finally understand how the rest of us feel about your complaints.
Well doesn't he look thrilled.
These two found love and SO CAN YOU SO SHUT YOUR FACES
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